Thoughts from the grocery aisle

Maybe there should be a dating app that compares your grocery purchases with potential partner’s? You can tell a lot about a person by their groceries… maybe that would be a good way to find compatibility?

Steven M you are not my man… plain cake donuts? That just shows lack of adventurousness… Mint chocolate chip ice cream? That is just boring and cliché. One way streets circling your apartment building that has no elevator and you live on the top floor with no guest parking of course… we would never be a match. 

I’m having lunch in my car… curry coconut chicken soup and watching people while I wait for more orders. 

Betsy C. gave me a one star rating because they were out of her “Blue Bunny loaded ice cream cones”. (What are you 4?)… it’s not my fault if the store ran out and you didn’t like any of my suggested replacements. I found your other 14 items… Maybe grab a mask, get your ass in the car, and do your own grocery shopping if you’re going to be that way. What a baby. If she has a partner, I feel sad for them.

Much respect to the Metropolitan market customer who had me buy a roasted chicken because that’s what they feed their dog (I know because they told me 🤣)… I used to do that too. 

My groceries say quite a lot about me… someday maybe I will share my grocery list with you.

I gave my only cash tip to a homeless man… he is having a worse day than I am… and I’m some kind of fucking idiot I guess. 

While driving around today, I have decided if something isn’t a “fuck yes”, then it’s a “no”. In dating and in life in general. 

I may update this post after some more shopping thoughts…

Nice sunset today…

In case you’d like to sing along with me… (I should have embedded these for your listening pleasure – but wasn’t able to via my phone).
Halsey – Finally // beautiful stranger – YouTube

Tones and I – Ur So F**kInG cOoL (Lyrics) – YouTube

NoMBe – Freak Like Me – YouTube

E tta James. Damn Your Eyes. – YouTube

Donna Missal – Keep Lying (Official Video) – YouTube

Published by wayward yoga girl

A complex creation that chooses to be quite simple - LOL. I earnestly try to approach life with unconditional love and non-judgement... but I'm only human and perfectly imperfect :)

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